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Snapshot Chronicles Roadtrip

Family travel through a slightly twisted lens. Sense of humor required. Shoes optional.

Theme Park Survival 101

May 7, 2009 by Susan Getgood

A theme park holiday — whether Disney, SeaWorld, Busch Gardens or Universal — is a bit like a forced march. You pay so much for your multi-day ticket, you feel like you have to go every day, all day.

NO. You don’t.

On our last vacation to Orlando, I took a sanity day and let everyone else go off to Disney’s Animal Kingdom while I stayed back at the timeshare, did a little work and got a massage. They all came back full of the new rollercoaster Expedition Everest, and while I am sure I would have enjoyed the ride, I enjoyed my day off even more.

Don’t be afraid to take a day off. Hang out at the pool, go shopping, visit some local attractions. Every day doesn’t have to be a theme park day.

Really.

An oddball attraction that we really enjoyed on a visit to Orlando in 2006 was the Reptile World Serpentarium in St. Cloud. We didn’t make it back on the most recent trip, but I highly recommend it. Don’t miss the twice daily shows when they extract venom from rattlers for use in various medicines.

Reptile World

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Filed Under: Florida, Museum, Things to Do, United States, Vacation Tagged With: Reptile World Serpentarium

Epcot: the most schizophrenic theme park you’ll ever love

May 7, 2009 by Susan Getgood

Douglas & David, Epcot

Douglas & David, Epcot

Originally Walt Disney’s vision for the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow,  Epcot is a schizophrenic mash-up of technology and culture. The front of the park is devoted to the future, with the giant golf ball of Spaceship Earth as its centerpiece. The rear of the park, World Showcase, is a series of pavilions devoted to the culture and customs of 11 nations.

The park has rides — some very good ones in fact — but the real focus is on learning and discovery, which makes it a terrific break from the more frenetic theme parks.

I love it.

Typically, the World Showcase opens, and stays open, later than Future World at the front of the park, so while  I usually recommend starting at the back of a park and working your way forward to the exit, that strategy doesn’t work at Epcot.

One last word about Epcot in general. Nearly everything — rides too —  is sponsored by a company, country or organization. In a way, this was part of Disney’s original concept; EPCOT would be a proving ground for the development of new technologies. That was the theory anyway.

In practice, it seems far more promotional, but don’t be fooled. Underlying many of the exhibits at Epcot, especially in Future World and The Land, you will actually find a real connection between promotion and the progress of knowledge.

Future World

Most guidebooks suggest not doing the Spaceship Earth attraction first, but the line moves pretty quickly. While we waited, my husband ran ahead, got FASTPASSES for Mission:SPACE and then joined us in line. I sort of recalled  Spaceship Earth from a visit about 10 years ago, but they’ve added a new interactive ending that makes the ride really worthwhile.

Doug making paper

Doug making paper

The balance of Future World is very similar to a good science museum, with interactive exhibits like making paper (at left.)

And then there’s Mission: SPACE. This ride has lots of warnings. Among them, if you suffer from motion sickness or claustrophobia, don’t ride. In previous years, I had avoided this ride for those very reasons, but this year, in an act of gross stupidity, I went ahead. How bad could it be? It’s just a ride.

Well, I am here to tell you, it was that bad. For me, that is. Everyone else in the family loved it, but I started to panic the minute they closed us into the capsule and it got worse when the motion sickness kicked in. Seriously, if you are claustrophobic, DO NOT go on Mission: SPACE. Take everyone’s admission cards, go over to Soaring and get the next set of FASTPASSES for your party. Or if you go at the right time of year, as we did, and the International Flower Festival is on, enjoy the sculptures. Anything but Mission: SPACE. CLAUSTROPHOBICS, STAY OFF THAT RIDE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Making Music, Epcot's Figment ride

Making music at Epcot's Figment attraction

The Land, the area where you’ll find Figment, Soaring and the Aquarium, including the great Turtle Talk with Crush show, is off to the side of Future World. These are three of the best attractions in Epcot, so don’t miss them.

Soaring takes you on a hang glider tour of California. We’ve traveled pretty extensively in the state, so enjoyed picking out the places we’d been. Turtle Talk with Crush gives kids a chance to “talk” with the character from the film Finding Nemo. Figment, sponsored by Kodak,  focuses on Imagination and at the exit to the ride, there’s a great set of interactive exhibits that lets kids (of all ages) experiment with images and sound.

World Showcase

Lady & the Tramp (Italy)

Lady & the Tramp (Italy)

Epcot’s World Showcase has a few rides and theatrical presentations, but it’s basically shops and restaurants designed to give a Disney-approved flavor of each culture. In other words, no le Crazy Horse in France.  It is staffed by citizens of the respective countries through the Cultural Representative Program.

Shops. Restaurants. Educational films. Doesn’t sound too appealing to the average six to 12 year old. Which is where the Kidcots come in. At each country, there is a station, generally to the back of the pavilion so you have to walk through most of the shops, where kids get their “passport” stamped. You can purchase an official Epcot Passport  for $9.95 or decorate a paper mask at a Kidcot and get the stamps along the handle. Or both. It’s a great way to explore the nations.

In January, they opened a new World Showcase activity, the Kim Possible scavenger hunt sponsored by Verizon. We didn’t do it on this trip as the timing wasn’t right. Next time.

The World Showcase is also full of great photo opportunities. Most of the shops sell costumes and have great props;  my son loves to have his picture taken with them.

Morocco

Morocco

Norway

Norway

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Tips

  • Get your FASTPASS for Soaring early. We got FASTPASSES at about 1pm with an entry time of 5:30.
  • Don’t miss the Epcot fireworks show. Plan your day to have dinner in the park for a front row seat.
  • Disney parks will deliver your purchases to the main gate or for some purchases, if you are guest at a Disney resort, directly to your hotel. Do it. Reduces your chances of losing your purchase along the way, and if your kid bought a toy, you don’t have to worry about the frequent requests to “just look at it Mommy.”
  • The Disney store in Downtown Disney will accept returns of purchases made in the parks. Doug purchased a toy at Mission: Space that was defective, and we had no problem returning it or a pair of sunglasses that fell apart within a day of purchase.
  • There’s a lot to do in Epcot. At any theme park really. Don’t try to do everything. It’s your vacation, not a forced march. Make sure you do at least one thing for every member of your party — preferably the one thing they really want to do —  and don’t worry about the rest.

Epcot

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Filed Under: Florida, Theme Park, Things to Do, United States Tagged With: DisneyWorld, Epcot

Recommendations, DisneyWorld’s Magic Kingdom

May 6, 2009 by Susan Getgood

The cousins and the castle

The cousins and the castle

A DisneyWorld experience is very much colored by the age of your children. When Douglas was younger, we booked character meals every trip (407-WDW-DINE, book early), waited in line to meet the characters and managed to do most of the kiddie rides in the Magic Kingdom. As he’s gotten older though, we’ve found that we prefer Animal Kingdom, Epcot, SeaWorld and the Universal theme parks.

This year though, we went back to Magic Kingdom because this was Dave’s nieces’ first trip to DisneyWorld, and kitschy though it may be, you have to at least see the core park.

And the Small World ride. Everyone has to experience that at least once in his/her life. They recently re-opened a revamped Small World ride at Disneyland in California, but the Florida one is still the old familiar and somewhat creepy favorite. Best part was that the hippo in Africa no longer blinks at you. One of his eyes is broken so he winks. Priceless.

It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears
It’s a world of hopes and a world of fears
There’s so much that we share
That it’s time we’re aware
It’s a small world after all


Isn’t it great — I don’t have to even play the song and now it’s running around in your head and won’t leave. You’re welcome.

The girls didn’t want to meet characters and Douglas is well past that, so our day of Magic was driven by getting FASTPASSES to the two operating roller coasters, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and Splash Mountain (Space Mountain was closed). We also managed to squeeze in Stitch’s Great Escape (new since the last time we were at Disney) and the Monsters Inc. comedy show in Tomorrowland.

Tips for Magic Kingdom

  • When you get in the park, take the train ride around to the Toontown/Tomorrowland area and work your way back
  • FASTPASS times are a range during which you can board the ride through the shorter line. You can get your next FASTPASS at the starting time on the current one. If you can, get the FASTPASS for your next ride before you get on the first one.

Magic Kingdom

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Filed Under: Florida, Theme Park, Things to Do Tagged With: DisneyWorld, Magic Kingdom

How my family sacrificed me at Gatorland

May 5, 2009 by Susan Getgood

IMG_4065 We spent April school vacation in Orlando Florida. Does that make us a family of masochists, or is my husband simply a sadist who likes crowded theme parks? Who knows, and by the way, the crowds weren’t that bad this year. But I digress.

We flew in Friday night, and as I mentioned in a previous post, stayed at the airport Hyatt the first night. An excellent choice for getting the vacation off on a good foot.

We got a slow start the next day. Since we also were trying to connect with my husband’s sister and her family who were joining us on the vacation and didn’t want to waste an admission at a pricey theme park on a half day, we decided to do something simpler. Something quintessentially Florida.

Gatorland.

Florida Rattler

Florida Rattler

While it’s not cheap. it’s not $50 per day either. A main focus at Gatorland is feeding the hundreds of alligators basking in the park. And the shows. As we walked into the park, one of the shows, Upclose Encounters, was about to start. So we hustled on over to the stage to watch.

The talent is really quite entertaining. As they remind you at all the shows (and we caught them all), it’s amazing what one will do in Florida for minimum wage. 🙂

In Upclose Encounters, they terrified a poor woman in the audience with a scorpion. Then they showed us a  native Florida rattler. No audience participation required.

For the final encounter in the 20-minute show, they solicited audience volunteers. When they turned to our side of the stage, they were asking for women “volunteers.” I heard the words:  “Well it looks like her family is giving up the lady in the green shirt,” and turned around to see my son pointing at me with both hands, laughing his fool head off. Et tu, Brutus.

Never one to step away from a challenge, I gamely handed my camera over to my husband and presented myself for duty.

Now, if you’ve ever been a “volunteer” in one of these shows, you know they milk the situation like crazy. We were instructed to NOT turn our heads, under any circumstances, while they brought the critter out, but of course we could see the reaction on the faces of the audience.

Waiting for ??

Waiting for ??

Surprise!

Surprise!

Python!

Python!

It was actually a lot of fun, and on the bright side, I got my picture with a python without having to spend an extra $6.00 at the photo booth. 🙂 You can see more pictures of our day at Gatorland on Flickr, including a sequence of me feeding a carrot to some rather large tortoises.

Gatorland, Orlando, Florida
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Filed Under: Entertainment, Florida, Theme Park, Things to Do Tagged With: Gatorland

Travel tips – Orlando, Florida

April 27, 2009 by Susan Getgood

I promise to tell you all about my adventure with the python at Gatorland but it will have to wait until I am back home and able to download more photos. Right now I am in San Francisco for the New Comm Forum conference. In the meantime, here are some tips for getting around Orlando with kids.

    • Buy the chewing gum BEFORE you get to the airport. They do not sell chewing gum anywhere in the Orlando airport. The clerk at the newstand who told me this said it was a maintenance issue. I can understand their point; hundreds, thousands of kids travel through that airport every day. If only a small number of them dispose of their gum inappropriately, they’ve got a huge mess.
    • If you are planning to spend the day at Epcot or Magic Kingdom, and stay for the fireworks at night, make a dinner reservation at one of the sit-down restaurants. Everyone will appreciate an opportunity to sit down for a quiet meal after a long day traipsing around the park. At Epcot, I recommend France or Canada for good views, good food.  Disney Dining – 407-WDW-DINE (407-939-3463)
    • Universal sells an add-on to its ticket that lets you bypass the regular line. This is well worth the money; we had two-park, two-day tickets, and bought the add-on for our first day in the parks.

      Filed Under: Amusement Park, Dining, Florida, Things to Do, Tips Tagged With: DisneyWorld, Epcot, Magic Kingdom, Universal Studios

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